TABLE TENNIS AND TOTTY - Chinese Trip
Table
tennis players went oriental, as they strutted their
stuff on the karaoke in front of new found female followers.
The
night kicked off at Gold Coast with Kevin Read (Summer League Champ) leading up
silver medallists Charles Sweeney and Andrew Halling to sing, or try and sing,
'We are the Champions'. Certainly not
through Mr Read's ability, but through Hadleigh Forum, the totty
in the audience went jiggy to the music and gave a standing ovation. The standard was set, a poor standard mind you.
From
there, others in the group had the urge to impress the female population and
sing, particularly after many bottles of dodgy Chinese beer and the occasional
shot.
The talented table grabbed the mic
and sang Kung Fu Fighting, with a few high kicks from 
In the Jungle where the
group all screamed down the mic and went native. Andrew gave a rendition of Last Train to
Clarkville, quite an unusual one for the karaoke. Mr T, or, Little Hulk, as he likes to be
known, put the cat amongst the pigeons with Mustang Sally, all the rampant
lovelies followed him up to learn a few moves.
The man himself, Mr Maltby lived up to all critics and shouted out
Delila and the crowd loved it. Later,
half the group went all soft and sang Careless Whisper, it was shocking!!!
Graham
Hurry and Babul lead everyone astray by splashing the cash and buying shots of Sambuka.
Mr Maltby started smoking the stuff, whilst
Readie burnt his mouth and spilt half of his drink, how embarrassing, certainly
no way to hit it off with the talent.
After
some transport problems the whole group met at the
Westcliff Casino, what an eye-full, the women were looking good. Babul stole the show showing everyone that 21
is the aim in life, especially for Pontoon, the man was like a river boat
gambler showing Southend who was boss.
What
a night, there will be many more nights like this to come. Who says that table tennis
players can't have fun??
by Kevin Read